Santa Barbara Shootout!
Soon us lucky laxers will board a plane for the land that is sunnyAnd that folks, is why our sports costs lots of money.See, our fiercest competitors find their home in the westAnd we must face all of them to prove we are the best. We are ready to go and our team is stacked.We're even learning to avoid stick-to-body contact.On arrival we will take temperature-stamped selfies and dump our stuff in the lobbybefore hurrying off to play against UVA, Santa Clara, UCLA, and Cal Poly. So I hope this tournament description will sufficeFor the poetry class I'll miss while in paradiseBut my ultimate goal is to go four and none,Leading the WCLA in another championship run. And if we are lucky- but still only maybe,We'll pick up a LaxPower fan who isn't TinaBaby.