Stinky Pete the Prospector once said: "How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations." This got Woody to think. The answer to this question is more complex than it seems on the surface. In order to answer this question, he's really answering the question, "What do you ultimately want out of your life?"  Is it what you're spending most of your time chasing? Is the chase itself enough? Help us explore this tricky question and see if you can come up with an answer for yourself. After all, if there is a goal to life, whatever it is, we should go for it. So join us for pizza-eating and philosophical thinking on Monday, September 25 8:00 pm. We will gather in Angell Hall Auditorium D once again. Bring a friend, and have your friend bring a friend. Your friend's friend can bring a friend as well, just remember to RSVP by replying to this email with a meme from your favorite movie sequel. This is important so we know how much pizza to get, and so I can laugh at memes.  Carpe Diem, Alex KretzschmerSecretary of the Dead Pizza Society